This is ridiculous.....

Up at 5:00 a.m., look at the digital thermometer, and it says 60 degrees. That can't be right, says I, look again closely (glasses this time), and it's 6.0 degrees! No way, I think...., go outside to get the newspaper, and sure enough, It's 6.0 degrees!!!! Is there any better reason to get out of town? Please, please don't let it snow!!!